I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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How external is "for external use only"?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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