Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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