am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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