i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
