I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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