Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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