im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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