Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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