Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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