somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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