Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
it's like iHOP with fire
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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