Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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