Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
