Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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