I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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