No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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