she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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