Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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