my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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