Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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