Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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