i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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