Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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