Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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