Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I cut my penus on the lid.
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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