wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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