She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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