OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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