My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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