i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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