I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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