Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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