That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
What a dumb baby whore.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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