I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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