is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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