And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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