Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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