As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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