Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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