i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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