Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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