Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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