I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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