How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
not ubering you a puppy
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.