ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You are the jesus of drinking
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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