i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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