I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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