Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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