My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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