Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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