Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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