The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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